sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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