My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
