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1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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