so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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