Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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