She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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