Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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