Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
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it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Randomize
