Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
This baby is an asshole
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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