The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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