So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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