3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Randomize
