I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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