Cold hands, warm shart.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I think I sprained my soul last night
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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