At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
What drink are we having for lunch?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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