Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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