I want to walk on stilts...naked
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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