all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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