Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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