belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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