Three words: puerto rican gang bang
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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