Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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