Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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