I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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