ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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