Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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