It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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