Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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