Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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