I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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