I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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