Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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