doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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