We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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