So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I want her autograph on my taint
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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