yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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