Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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