Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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