i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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