are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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