i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
This is classic penis vs brain.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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