You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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