it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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