I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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