Your dad touched me again.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
i've created a new STD.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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