Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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