Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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