You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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