Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
