i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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