O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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