what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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