just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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