I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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